May 2013
ryanamusements:
life without a working pair of earphones is no life at all
whorville:
To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off
“Being alone is better than sitting next to a lover and feeling lonely.”
– Richard Linklater (via lohansanity)
rabioheab:
people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
“Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever. We made love just looking at them.”
– Charles Bukowski (via avocadoghost)
“I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.”
– Uma Thurman (via spenceralthouse)
growlithed:
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
fuckyeahn1gga:
perfectrainbow:
imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
I’m dead serious I’d be flattered as shit
mewtoot:
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
